It is officially NOT MY WEEK! Seriously, as far as bad stuff goes I've had my three strikes! I'm out!! Atleast, I had better be! 'cause if not, somebody is pitching too much!

List of bad things:

Bad thing #1) Major break-up. Yea, that doesn't really need any more added to it, so we shall move on now.

Bad thing #2) Yesterday, in the mental stupor inflicted by bad thing #1, I forgot to put my retainer in it's case at lunch and left it on the lunch table wrapped in a paper towel....looking like what exactly to the average high school janitor? YES! a USED PAPER TOWEL! So yea, there's like a 99% chance it is now somewhere in the school dumpster. Ew. I refuse to dumpster dive. I just won't. So that means that I now owe my parents $190. Unless Delta Dental decides to be amazing and cover it. Then I only owe them $100. Wonderful...

Because of bad thing #2, I had an emergency orthodontist appointment today. So I had to drive to school. Well, yesterday when I was driving through Tilton (in a mental stupor still) I turned to tight on to that bridge near the Big Apple gas station and hit the curb. The back of the car goes WAH-BOOM and I lose three years off my life. However, it was running fine, and it sounded ok, so I drove to school, jumped out and checked it and everything looked ok. Disaster averted. Or so I thought. Now I'm convinced that that was merely a sign that I was doomed to have problems with curbs in the near future. Which brings me to...

Bad Thing #3) So today I drove to school, and I picked my neighbor up on the way so I could bring her to the middle school. I dropped her off and got to the intersection at the end of School St. and was stopped behind a bus. So I said to myself "Delia, now is a good time to pick a song on your iPod, because it's been playing crap this whole car ride." (No, I didnt ACTUALLY say that, but I thought it). So I picked up my iPod and started scrolling through my 2007 songs (yessa, I did indeed break 2000! WOOT WOOT!). I glanced up and saw that the bus was pulling out, so I proceeded to drift slowly forward whilst still going through my iPod. Apparently my wheels were turned a tad to the right. So my car went a tad to the right. Well, wat is a tad to the right? THE CURB! Of COURSE! (ok, what idiot put that there?! 0.o) Did you know that curbs were pointy? Apparently they're made of granite. Who's genius idea was THAT?! So all of a sudden I hear this HUGE noise. It sounded like some seriously massive boulders were tumbling down a canyon. Say goodbye to another 5 years of my life! So I kept driving. I talked to my mom yesterday about what would happen if I blew a tire. She said steering would get way hard and I would totally notice a difference. Well, I'm driving along and the steering is just fine and dandy. It felt relatively the same (but then, I've only been driving for about a month, so what do I know?). There weren't any sparks shooting up. There wasn't any screeching metal rims. No one was honking at me like I was a mad woman. However, there was a strange rumbling. Like something was dragging on the ground. So, I figured it was just that. I proceeded to drive about another mile to the highschool, up this huge hill, and park. I jumped out and ran around to the back and nothing was hanging off. "Huh," I said to myself, "That's odd." Then I walked around to the front passenger side. My front tire is like...squished. Apparently the technical term is "flat." So I start flipping out. I call my mom. She says to call AAA. So I do, they come put my ITTY BITTY little doughnut spare on for me. Terrific. Now, normally the ITTY BITTY little dougnut wouldn't have been a problem if I was going home to Canterbury where all the backroads are basically deserted and I could go a comfortable 25mph the whole way home. You're not supposed to go much over 40mph on a spare like that. Unfortunately, I still have an emergency orthodontist appointment (bad thing #2 remember?). So I have to drive to CONCORD on this itty bitty thing. HAHA. YEA RIGHT! I'm in Belmont. I can't take 93 or 106, 'cause both of those require you to go at least 50mph, and even that is considered slow. So I call my mom again and she faxed me directions that would allow me to go through Canterbury and hop on 132. I <3 my mommy. So in conclusion, I made it to Concord, my retainer is gonna be ready next week, and I got a new tire for my car. Unfortunately my sexay hubcap is totaled and theres two little scratches on my bumper, but other than that my car is fine. And I'll only owe my dad like $75 for the new tire.

O yea...did I mention my dad doesn't know about the retainer or the tire yet? Yea...he's gonna be thrilled.

So that's my life currently. It really hasn't been my week. But hey, it can't get much worse right? There's nowhere to go but up!